Zzingnut Empire

Introduction

The Zzingnut Empire was created when Chichi Zzingnut and Jynx Vo-Zzingnut claimed an entire system as salvage, renaming it the Ours System. Chichi and Jynx named themselves Emperor and Empress of the Ours System. Over time, the Royal Family has grown by adoption and appointments.

The Royal Family

Emperor Chichi Zzingnut

Benevolent Ruler of the system Ours
Giving Father of Child-Safe Weaponry
Clueless in the Myriad of Stupid Cultures and Mating Rituals of the Furless Longlegs
Super-duper Lieutenant Captainisimo ChiChi Zzingnut of the 42nd Squib Irregulars, retired
Savior of the Jawa Nation
Dono the Bounty Hunter
Space Cowboy
Gangster of Love
Maurice
Speaker of the pompitous of Love
My little Squibbie
Squibums
BS team member of the Month
BS team member of the Year (only other candidate was killed in prison transport)
Captain Reginald Buzzwald III, Scourge of the Universe
Rabid Squib of Raging Doom
Darth Squibius
Master of Squib Martial Arts (You really want a demonstration of this?!?)
SuperSquib; righter of wrongs and the wronger of rights!
The Furry Fabio of Female Fantasies

Empress Jynxie Vo-Zzingnut

Colonel of the Alliance to Restore the Republic
Highborn Lady Reon Vo-Zzingnut
Superduperest Numero Uno and now only Wife of the Furry Fabio of Female Fantasies
Mistress of Destruction
Shepherdess of Lost Animals (and other strays)
Forgiver of Transgressions
'Mom'
Sexy Nymph of Love

Princess Snarf-Narf Lug-Zzingnut

Mini-Jynx
Battle Squib
Impulse Shopper
Inventor of the Intersquib

Princess Sal Vage' Lug-Zzingnut

The Mature and Younger One
Captain of the Mine, Not Yours
Maker of Friends
Socializer of Wild Boys

Princess Ari Zzingnut

Addicted to Shinies

The Royal Cabinet

Aierobu

Royal Luggage Boy
Bodyguard and Baggage Boy for Dr. Melisaande, Physician of Dak, Royal Physician of the Honorable Zzingnut Empire, Fixer of Boo-boos, Maker of All Betters, and Heroine of Rubber Duckies Everywhere
(secretly) Loyal Confidant and Handler of Messages for the Empress

Kas'tor